old guy (think 70s) comes in. immediately starts staring at my chest.
him (not looking up, grinning): That's a nice sweater you've got on.(pause) You're very gifted.
wtf do you say to that?!?
middle aged guy comes in
me:Is there anything else I can do for you today?
him:Heh, well, nothing you'd consent to, I'm sure.