i have been called random, eclectic, and fill in your own adjective here. i like:fireplaces, quotes/dialogues, taking things out of context, sharing things i find amusing with others and them not finding them funny and then laughing harder, my cat that i am allergic to, being a walking contradiction, staying up til 5 and waking up at 8, being someone's "after the fact" as well as someone's "just enough," having other people sum me up in sentence fragments. i hate:poor grammar/spelling, alarm clock sounds in television commercials, the south in general, being allergic to cats(as well as many other things), smelling like smoke, staying up til 5 and waking up at 8. birds are my biggest fear in life, and i have an unfounded fear of stepping on manhole covers. i get miserable when my feet get wet. i'm friends with all my ex boyfriends, and i don't care how weird you think that is. it is never warm enough to satisfy me. if i obtain nothing in life other than a family, i'll consider myself successful. dawson's creek was my favorite show of all time, i've loved degrassi since the 80s, and i'm okay with admitting i like "emo." i don't think this lowers my intelligence any. i'm just a fan of teenage drama, apparently. love writing, even though i think my "talent" peaked in high school creative writing club. i gnaw my nails until my fingers are too sore to bear (re:oral fixation, i'm assuming). i hate the taste of alcohol (thankfully). i'm pretty sure i'd be an alcoholic otherwise. i am more fascinated by gay men than by anyone in life, yet i don't know any personally, but someday i'll have a gay best friend. i'll keep my mouth shut normally unless you start pushing my buttons, which is damn near impossible. i rarely get very mad...maybe 2 people in my life have ever seen me get full-blown pissed. i used to post stupid pictures of myself in a sad attempt to get attention (i suppose). i'm past that now. i haven't heard i love you in ~3 years. i can tell within the first few lines of dialogue if i'm interested. i sleep with a stuffed polar bear named snowy that i got for my first christmas. i join certain communities just to laugh at others sometimes. i'm too stubborn. it's taken me 21 years to accept and even enjoy the fact that i'm shaped like a girl (re:t&a). i love dancing, but i only do it while drunk (~3 times a year). i always wear shoes, unless i'm asleep. i'm pretty fucking boring, and i'm okay with that. seeking out friends that don't need to go out to hang out.